Grandma: I don’t ‘no. Where’s Hurricane Andrew??
Bill Gates: Introducing Chicken ’98. You should switch to Chrome OS.
Elmo: Elmo can cross the road!
Steve Jobs: And one more thing: the iChicken. Please get an Android phone.
iPhone 5: Kill the candy crush.
iPhone 5S: Kill the bad piggies.
Samsung Galaxy Note 3: Kill Tim Cook.
You: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba.
Me: “billg@microsoft.com”
Nokia 3310: Stephen Elop.
Dog: Odie!
Cat: Lasagna!
Ray Ozzie: It’s quite different.
Pig: Ouyay Ashtray!
Lance Armstrong: One small step.
Louis Armstrong: Damn you, Katrina!
Your mom: Buy a MacBook Air?!!
Fred Flintstone: Yabba-dabba-doo!
Steve Ballmer: Chicken, chicken, chicken.
Tardarsauce: I haz New Orleans.
Book 1: My flickr page!
Book 2: Hurricane Fran!
Book 1: Curiosity rover!
Book 2: Hurricane Andrew!
Book 1: NWS!!
Book 2: Super Typhoon Haiyan!
