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Why did the chicken cross the Atlantic Ocean?

Grandma: I don’t ‘no. Where’s Hurricane Andrew??

Bill Gates: Introducing Chicken ’98. You should switch to Chrome OS.

Elmo: Elmo can cross the road!

Steve Jobs: And one more thing: the iChicken. Please get an Android phone.

iPhone 5: Kill the candy crush.

iPhone 5S: Kill the bad piggies.

Samsung Galaxy Note 3: Kill Tim Cook.

You: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba.

Me: “”

Nokia 3310: Stephen Elop.

Dog: Odie!

Cat: Lasagna!

Ray Ozzie: It’s quite different.

Pig: Ouyay Ashtray!

Lance Armstrong: One small step.

Louis Armstrong: Damn you, Katrina!

Your mom: Buy a MacBook Air?!!

Fred Flintstone: Yabba-dabba-doo!

Steve Ballmer: Chicken, chicken, chicken.

Tardarsauce: I haz New Orleans.

Book 1: My flickr page!

Book 2: Hurricane Fran!

Book 1: Curiosity rover!

Book 2: Hurricane Andrew!

Book 1: NWS!!

Book 2: Super Typhoon Haiyan!


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