Is climate change real? Turn off your computer at day and Bill Gates/Steve Jobs/Linus Torvalds get mad!

  • Delete System32 (or if you use the 64-bit OS, the folder is different: SysWOW64)
  • Watch Nyan Cat 1 billion times
  • Play Minecraft 6 times
  • Download too much illegal music up to 1 terabyte of disk space

Tech people’s opinion to global warming and climate change

Bill Gates: No! Toss a PC and tell Mr. Cook about it.

Tim Cook: Destroy an Android phone (no, that’s not Hurricane Andrew).

Larry Page: I don’t know, but the tech industry will be reverted back to stone age!

Steve Ballmer: Katrina, Haiyan, Katrina, Haiyan.

Steve Jobs: I wish could I get to Apollo 11 landing site.

Eric Schmidt: Google makes you spied; just get a Bing or Yahoo.

Don Mattrick: Oh, my fucking God!

Sergey Brin: I hate this century! Hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunamis, and asteroid impacts!

Tim Bernes-Lee: I hate the WWW! Too much Gangnam!

Jeff Bezos: Here, the Devil. Mother Nature is heating us.

One century earlier…

Chicken #1: Hurricane Andrew’s coming!

Chicken #2: Television!

Chicken #3: No Wikipedia?!!

Space turkey #1: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble…

Polar bear #1: No Google.

Tree #1: Iniki’s coming.

IBM PC #1: No FB, no Candy Crush Saga, no Vine.

Macintosh 128k: No Photoshop.

Windows 95 packaging: August 24, 1992.

Homer Simpson: …In Homestead, Florida!

Floppy disk: Get out, you little doggie!

JFK: Ich bien Microsoft.

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I have a dream of hurricanes!

Neil Armstrong: One small step for a TV, one giant leap for Ubuntu.

Buzz Aldrin: Magnificent desolation.

During 20th century, stars and planets were wallpapers for every smartphone, personal computer, televisions, and cell phones around the world, from New York City to Shanghai, to Seattle, Tokyo, and San Fransisco (and Redmond-Cupertino highway, too!)

Why did the chicken cross the Atlantic Ocean?

Grandma: I don’t ‘no. Where’s Hurricane Andrew??

Bill Gates: Introducing Chicken ’98. You should switch to Chrome OS.

Elmo: Elmo can cross the road!

Steve Jobs: And one more thing: the iChicken. Please get an Android phone.

iPhone 5: Kill the candy crush.

iPhone 5S: Kill the bad piggies.

Samsung Galaxy Note 3: Kill Tim Cook.

You: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba.

Me: “”

Nokia 3310: Stephen Elop.

Dog: Odie!

Cat: Lasagna!

Ray Ozzie: It’s quite different.

Pig: Ouyay Ashtray!

Lance Armstrong: One small step.

Louis Armstrong: Damn you, Katrina!

Your mom: Buy a MacBook Air?!!

Fred Flintstone: Yabba-dabba-doo!

Steve Ballmer: Chicken, chicken, chicken.

Tardarsauce: I haz New Orleans.

Book 1: My flickr page!

Book 2: Hurricane Fran!

Book 1: Curiosity rover!

Book 2: Hurricane Andrew!

Book 1: NWS!!

Book 2: Super Typhoon Haiyan!

Ryan Seacrest funded Typo iPhone Keyboard coming in January for $99

Hurricane Andrew did it. I has a PC.


Even after six years, some folks just can’t get used to the software keyboard of an iPhone(s aapl). How else do you explain the Typo iPhone Keyboard, a $99 accessory that’s backed by Hollywood’s Ryan Seacrest? After two years in development — spawned by Seacrest tired of carrying two phones all the time — the Typo iPhone Keyboard arrives in mid-January and is now available for pre-order.

This isn’t the first such iPhone accessory to hit the market, but it looks more promising than most; particularly if you are or were a happy BlackBerry(s bbry) smartphone user. In fact, I wonder what the BlackBerry folks think of the Typo, since it it looks extremely similar to what you’d find on an old ‘Berry. Take a look:

The backlit keyboard connects to an iPhone 5 or 5s through a Bluetooth connection and actually doubles as a case for your handset…

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